Friday, July 22, 2005
Summers
Under the shadows the setting sun casts
You sit and remember the many summers past
Frivolous summers that swept by way too fast
Melancholic summers that seemed to forever last
Think of summers when on soft sand you did lie
The vision of the girl next to you etched in your mind's eye
You ponder on how it ended and you vaguely wonder why
You dont regret just reflect that time passes you by
You remember how you strolled hand in hand
The feel of your naked feet on the cool sand
You recall all the weird things you planned
The weight of dreams so vivid and grand
A single thought becomes a kaleidoscope of memories
Reminds you of time and its many vagaries
Your thoughts to other summers they move on
Other girls other plans - all now gone
Summers when you were young and wild and free
When you were as joyous as only the innocent can be
Summers filled with craze and lust when you went astray
When the wide-eyed innocence of youth was taken away
And still the lingering shadows remain
While you still recall the summers in vain
Nothing's forever not even the pain
Its just that damn setting sun again
Under the shadows the setting sun casts
You sit and remember the many summers past
Frivolous summers that swept by way too fast
Melancholic summers that seemed to forever last
Think of summers when on soft sand you did lie
The vision of the girl next to you etched in your mind's eye
You ponder on how it ended and you vaguely wonder why
You dont regret just reflect that time passes you by
You remember how you strolled hand in hand
The feel of your naked feet on the cool sand
You recall all the weird things you planned
The weight of dreams so vivid and grand
A single thought becomes a kaleidoscope of memories
Reminds you of time and its many vagaries
Your thoughts to other summers they move on
Other girls other plans - all now gone
Summers when you were young and wild and free
When you were as joyous as only the innocent can be
Summers filled with craze and lust when you went astray
When the wide-eyed innocence of youth was taken away
And still the lingering shadows remain
While you still recall the summers in vain
Nothing's forever not even the pain
Its just that damn setting sun again
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Alright - time to make this official.. ladies & gentlemen.. i am out of the computer fixing business.. i am seriously SICK and TIRED of Tom Dick Harry and his fucking dog asking me about their damn computers.. NO offense to Aileen, CJ or Dom whose computer problems i have listened to in the past few days - you guys are alright.. but the thing is, i cannot stand these people who simply call, sms or msn me telling/whining/moaning/bitching about their computer problems.. yes, maybe it takes only 10 to 20 to 30 mins for your problem but its not just YOU that i have to fucking listen to.. i look back and realise a LOT of my fucking time goes into fixing - or rather - trying to fix others' computers.. and you know what, half the time i cant even do anything.. and then what happens - they ask me to help format and install windows.. err - noone taught me to do any of this shit.. and formatting and installing windows is idiot-proof.. for undergrads it should be no issue trying and learning.. and you know what the other thing is.. EVEN IF I HAD THE TIME.. i prefer to spend my time doing nothing.. yes, i am sick and tired of being the friendly neighbourhood IT technician.. without quoting names, people suddenly remember i exist when they have computer problems? well frankly.. just stay away..
And i hope this is a timely reminder for the next semester/academic year.. people are gonna come strolling in.. with their NUS settings fucked beyond recognition.. and when they cant connect they wont bother to check any shit.. all they will do is call me or whoever else is around and knows a bit.. with so few of the old folks who know computers around.. i have a bad feeling about this.. this current generation eh - the era of outsourcing.. they wont wipe their arse or tie their shoelaces if someone else will do it free for them.. and yes.. keep the bloody freshies away.. go try out yourselves.. and if all else fails.. there is the newly renovated Computer Centre.. just go away.. i dont want to fix any computers.. and worry not i aint gonna ask you to fix mine either..
And i hope this is a timely reminder for the next semester/academic year.. people are gonna come strolling in.. with their NUS settings fucked beyond recognition.. and when they cant connect they wont bother to check any shit.. all they will do is call me or whoever else is around and knows a bit.. with so few of the old folks who know computers around.. i have a bad feeling about this.. this current generation eh - the era of outsourcing.. they wont wipe their arse or tie their shoelaces if someone else will do it free for them.. and yes.. keep the bloody freshies away.. go try out yourselves.. and if all else fails.. there is the newly renovated Computer Centre.. just go away.. i dont want to fix any computers.. and worry not i aint gonna ask you to fix mine either..
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Pass it on..
the first chick i ever banged was such a bore
certainly i thought i deserved much more
so pretty soon i showed her the door
and tried to go back to my life before
but now my life had turned to hardcore
all i could think of was how to score
so eventually i found another whore
a lot more at every dance floor
i screwed them all till i was sore
and ensured enough protection i wore
but i guess one time the damn thing tore
and guess that bitch HIV did store
so here i am passing it on to one more
all cause the first chick i ever banged was such a bore..
the first chick i ever banged was such a bore
certainly i thought i deserved much more
so pretty soon i showed her the door
and tried to go back to my life before
but now my life had turned to hardcore
all i could think of was how to score
so eventually i found another whore
a lot more at every dance floor
i screwed them all till i was sore
and ensured enough protection i wore
but i guess one time the damn thing tore
and guess that bitch HIV did store
so here i am passing it on to one more
all cause the first chick i ever banged was such a bore..
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Right - so this post aint about any issue or anything.. this is absolutely fucking personal.. my Boss just told me they wanted to extend my internship by another week.. and being my masochistic self, i agreed.. so there you go.. my internship will be like 3 months.. May 9 - July 31.. feels a bit sick to contemplate.. i havent taken a 3 month break in NUS at all.. last year was FWOC.. this year is this shit.. next year, well i'll be graduating and probably start work a month or so after exams.. bad shit eh.. incidentally erm - guess lot of you heard already - my pupilage will be at Rajah & Tann.. i am more than content - fucking happy might go towards adequately describing it.. apart from that my not-so-exciting existence carries on.. and fuck.. it doesnt bode well.. if i am not chilled out by the time school starts, i will chill after school starts.. nicht gut!! So here i am slacking at work.. heh
Anyway biker chick turns out to be from SMU and a friend of Mr.Charles.. unfortunately she also has a bf who works in SCS.. so there out the window goes biker chick.. anyway, the illusion of prefection she projected was destroyed a few days ago.. you see, last time i saw she had nice decently sized mammaries.. not the Zoe Tay's post natal kind of size.. but enough to keep a Somalian sized kid happy with milk for breakfast lunch tea dinner and on a good day maybe even supper.. so she was what i deemed adequate.. but, a few days ago my high opinion was deflated along with the size of her tits.. imagine my surprise when i saw her.. and she looked FLAT.. i mean not a runway kind of flat.. but lets say they were like mount faber where i expected not an everest, but at the least a Kilimanjaro or even a damn Kota Kinabalu.. so, well.. my Holmesian instinct instantly screamed inside my head.. she was a FAKER.. being a faker is bad enough.. but this was the WORST kind of faking.. you see right, this is how it goes.. if a chick is gonna wear that artificial padding nonsense, by itself it is a goddamned crime.. but if she wears it when she goes to orchard and we-who-will-only-feast-our-eyes-on-her-once, look at her and she pretends they're real.. we are happy to go along with the pretense.. the great Big-Tits game carries on and we are happy to accept the tits at face value (err - chest value - whatever).. so when you wear this kind of padding shit to office, you jolly well make sure you wear it everyday.. yes CHICKS (if there's any of you reading this) remember eh.. if you wear padding to school or office (almost all the ones i know need.. and am sure wear.. except that nehnehpoks.. who is HUGE) - wear it every damn day can?? cause trust me.. most of us guys.. once we observe BIG.. we NEVER forget BIG.. so the next time when we EXPECT big.. and you turn up with SMALL.. its heart-breaking.. dont do this to us poor folks who appreciate beauty for beauty's sake!!! yeah.. just.. dont do it!!
So anyway, there is the obituary for the biker chick romance.. now even her face has lost its allure - with no tits there.. its hard.. after having seen it big.. its very hard (no double meaning pls).. so its only her fine nether end now.. hope that aint any firming/padding shit - think not.. so far its consistent...
Anyway biker chick turns out to be from SMU and a friend of Mr.Charles.. unfortunately she also has a bf who works in SCS.. so there out the window goes biker chick.. anyway, the illusion of prefection she projected was destroyed a few days ago.. you see, last time i saw she had nice decently sized mammaries.. not the Zoe Tay's post natal kind of size.. but enough to keep a Somalian sized kid happy with milk for breakfast lunch tea dinner and on a good day maybe even supper.. so she was what i deemed adequate.. but, a few days ago my high opinion was deflated along with the size of her tits.. imagine my surprise when i saw her.. and she looked FLAT.. i mean not a runway kind of flat.. but lets say they were like mount faber where i expected not an everest, but at the least a Kilimanjaro or even a damn Kota Kinabalu.. so, well.. my Holmesian instinct instantly screamed inside my head.. she was a FAKER.. being a faker is bad enough.. but this was the WORST kind of faking.. you see right, this is how it goes.. if a chick is gonna wear that artificial padding nonsense, by itself it is a goddamned crime.. but if she wears it when she goes to orchard and we-who-will-only-feast-our-eyes-on-her-once, look at her and she pretends they're real.. we are happy to go along with the pretense.. the great Big-Tits game carries on and we are happy to accept the tits at face value (err - chest value - whatever).. so when you wear this kind of padding shit to office, you jolly well make sure you wear it everyday.. yes CHICKS (if there's any of you reading this) remember eh.. if you wear padding to school or office (almost all the ones i know need.. and am sure wear.. except that nehnehpoks.. who is HUGE) - wear it every damn day can?? cause trust me.. most of us guys.. once we observe BIG.. we NEVER forget BIG.. so the next time when we EXPECT big.. and you turn up with SMALL.. its heart-breaking.. dont do this to us poor folks who appreciate beauty for beauty's sake!!! yeah.. just.. dont do it!!
So anyway, there is the obituary for the biker chick romance.. now even her face has lost its allure - with no tits there.. its hard.. after having seen it big.. its very hard (no double meaning pls).. so its only her fine nether end now.. hope that aint any firming/padding shit - think not.. so far its consistent...
Monday, July 11, 2005
So then i was thinking - you know, deep thoughts! About mankind and how far we have come form our primitive beginnings.. someone discovered how to strike stone and stone and start a fire.. yet another one dreamed up this circular object - went ahead and invented the wheel.. time passed by and hey we kept getting better at this shit.. iron age.. bronze age.. eventually we hit our modern times, which 2000 years from now, they will call gunpowder age or nuclear age or something.. we started changing things and life has never been the same for us as a species, and at the risk of being overly self-important, life has never been the same for any other species on earth either.. what was of use to us, we domesticated or hunted.. what we felt threatened by, we indiscriminately murdered.. we exterminated a few thousand species in the process i guess.. irreversibly altered not just the intricate food web and balance in nature.. we went ahead and fucked around quite horribly with nature itself.. I mean hey, we are the only damn species which changes the earth and everything else to suit our needs.. instead of vice versa.. now why do we do that.. it all started with pure survival.. then of course evolution granted us the license to move onto grander purposes.. why stop at sheer survival.. we change things for many reasons.. entertainment.. vanity.. lets not even go into the whys and what-nots.. we do shit now simply because we can.. we are at the apex of the food chain (unless ofcourse death was just another species that devours us - i know it doesnt make no sense.. but why the fuck not!) and we can quite wilfully fuck up everything underneath..
Looking at life today, can one cease marvelling at what we have.. and we make such tremendous progress we dont even realize it.. 5-10 years ago, millions were upsizing their
McDonald's fries.. these days roughly the same number of women upsize their tits.. lets explore that for a bit.. just look at all the chemical/biological aids we have.. merely to
improve/alter our not-so-everlasting appearances.. its amazing.. we have shampoos for dry hair.. oily hair.. hair that is alright.. hair that is all frazzled.. we colour and dye our hairs so we look cool.. we straighten it.. perm it.. gel it.. and then we have shampoos and
conditioners and God knows what else, to prevent the damage done to the hair.. we have cream to open the pores on our fine faces.. exfoliate and all that.. and then we have conditioners to close these pores again.. we have fairness creams for that fair look.. we have suntan lotions to get that dark tanned look without getting skin cancer.. Darwin said we all fuck to reproduce.. what did he know, we have viagra just so we can get it up.. we have triple blade systems for that close smooth shaven feeling.. and we have after shaves to take care of the tender skin exposed.. we have comfortable cotton shirts.. we have starch sprays (you fuckers - its not analogous to bukkake) so we can iron the cotton shirts easy.. then we have wrinkle free shirts and special modes in washing machines to take care of all that artifical material.. we have laser treatment for the skin.. truckloads of cream ointments conditioners toners scrubs jellies masks.. and we have department stores stacked with them.. each vying with each other for shelf space.. and these departmental stores have their own promoters and experts who tell you why one product is better than the other.. and we have celebrities making tons of money promoting one product or the other.. we have procedures to insert silicon.. we have procedures to remove fat.. yeah, we dont have to run no more.. we can have our rare bloody steaks (yeah civilization is moving backwards.. raw meat and fish are now gourmet food) and sit on our dandy pompous asses and not run or do a bit of exercise.. we can instead step into a surgery and get ourselves liposucked.. controlling our diet is not a matter of discipline.. why waste willpower on that.. spend a bit of money and get part of your stomach tied up instead - that will control your hunger.. oh, and for those aforementioned chemical aids - how do we know what chemical works.. we test them on animals.. we can get extracts from whatever animal we choose.. and we test them on other lab animals.. and for those detractors.. our skins are fucking worth it!!
heh - ok.. enough.. that is damn long.. and i am supposed to be working.. slack like fuck..
Looking at life today, can one cease marvelling at what we have.. and we make such tremendous progress we dont even realize it.. 5-10 years ago, millions were upsizing their
McDonald's fries.. these days roughly the same number of women upsize their tits.. lets explore that for a bit.. just look at all the chemical/biological aids we have.. merely to
improve/alter our not-so-everlasting appearances.. its amazing.. we have shampoos for dry hair.. oily hair.. hair that is alright.. hair that is all frazzled.. we colour and dye our hairs so we look cool.. we straighten it.. perm it.. gel it.. and then we have shampoos and
conditioners and God knows what else, to prevent the damage done to the hair.. we have cream to open the pores on our fine faces.. exfoliate and all that.. and then we have conditioners to close these pores again.. we have fairness creams for that fair look.. we have suntan lotions to get that dark tanned look without getting skin cancer.. Darwin said we all fuck to reproduce.. what did he know, we have viagra just so we can get it up.. we have triple blade systems for that close smooth shaven feeling.. and we have after shaves to take care of the tender skin exposed.. we have comfortable cotton shirts.. we have starch sprays (you fuckers - its not analogous to bukkake) so we can iron the cotton shirts easy.. then we have wrinkle free shirts and special modes in washing machines to take care of all that artifical material.. we have laser treatment for the skin.. truckloads of cream ointments conditioners toners scrubs jellies masks.. and we have department stores stacked with them.. each vying with each other for shelf space.. and these departmental stores have their own promoters and experts who tell you why one product is better than the other.. and we have celebrities making tons of money promoting one product or the other.. we have procedures to insert silicon.. we have procedures to remove fat.. yeah, we dont have to run no more.. we can have our rare bloody steaks (yeah civilization is moving backwards.. raw meat and fish are now gourmet food) and sit on our dandy pompous asses and not run or do a bit of exercise.. we can instead step into a surgery and get ourselves liposucked.. controlling our diet is not a matter of discipline.. why waste willpower on that.. spend a bit of money and get part of your stomach tied up instead - that will control your hunger.. oh, and for those aforementioned chemical aids - how do we know what chemical works.. we test them on animals.. we can get extracts from whatever animal we choose.. and we test them on other lab animals.. and for those detractors.. our skins are fucking worth it!!
heh - ok.. enough.. that is damn long.. and i am supposed to be working.. slack like fuck..
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
blogging at work again - just goes to prove that adage about sin being easier the second time around.. heh.. now that i aint no virgin worktime-blogger, its easy.. no guilt.. no hard feelings.. ok shant be biantai!
Anyway, guess what i have this counter thing going on - so once in a while i amuse myself by checking out the ones checking out my blog.. so anyway someone in the UK searched on yahoo for a certain search term and found my blog.. the search term - "damn biker chick"
I mean.. how cock is that!!! ONE entry - screwed my noble reputation.. got me called small testicled by chicks.. and now even search terms are getting affected.. this wont do eh..
oh yeah - more of my friends are having chick problems and breaking up.. i know i swore to some of you that i will stop talking about chicks on my blog.. but seriously, you dont expect me to stick by that right? But anyway i tell you one and all.. chicks are TROUBLE!! naabe.. these women inflict themselves on our dicks and eventually our brains.. i am so fucking happy to be out of that shit man.. to those of you still struggling eh.. may the force be with you all.. i admire your bravery and persistence you fools.. good fucking luck!!
there is this chick we know - some of us at least - i think the ones who know her will recognize this one.. but this is the way it works - oh before i start on that - this paragraph i totally unrelated to the one above.. So anyway this chick.. the more we know her, the more we are fucking amazed.. she flirts with everything male (and apparently some females as well) - if there is a half chance you got some testosterone.. she will flirt with you.. most of the time cause she gets something out of it.. and all the guys get is some blue balls and shit.. yeah she is a cock teasing ball breaking bitch.. i mean, i dont think she even makes a conscious effort - she just does it.. old or young.. handsome or ugly.. fat or thin.. tall or short.. as long as you look remotely interested, she will flirt.. its quite bloody amazing.. she teases simply cause she can.. no other reason required.. i've heard of such people.. but its the first time ive actually known one.. ofcourse i was gratefully never at the receiving end cause i am fucking immune (never got drunk around her.. that explains it!).. she is quite hot- i guess else she wont fare so well.. but my my my.. how does one go through life like that?? I thought i'd seen it all.. wrong wrong wrong.. life is just weird and the people we meet.. fucking amazing!!!
Anyway, guess what i have this counter thing going on - so once in a while i amuse myself by checking out the ones checking out my blog.. so anyway someone in the UK searched on yahoo for a certain search term and found my blog.. the search term - "damn biker chick"
I mean.. how cock is that!!! ONE entry - screwed my noble reputation.. got me called small testicled by chicks.. and now even search terms are getting affected.. this wont do eh..
oh yeah - more of my friends are having chick problems and breaking up.. i know i swore to some of you that i will stop talking about chicks on my blog.. but seriously, you dont expect me to stick by that right? But anyway i tell you one and all.. chicks are TROUBLE!! naabe.. these women inflict themselves on our dicks and eventually our brains.. i am so fucking happy to be out of that shit man.. to those of you still struggling eh.. may the force be with you all.. i admire your bravery and persistence you fools.. good fucking luck!!
there is this chick we know - some of us at least - i think the ones who know her will recognize this one.. but this is the way it works - oh before i start on that - this paragraph i totally unrelated to the one above.. So anyway this chick.. the more we know her, the more we are fucking amazed.. she flirts with everything male (and apparently some females as well) - if there is a half chance you got some testosterone.. she will flirt with you.. most of the time cause she gets something out of it.. and all the guys get is some blue balls and shit.. yeah she is a cock teasing ball breaking bitch.. i mean, i dont think she even makes a conscious effort - she just does it.. old or young.. handsome or ugly.. fat or thin.. tall or short.. as long as you look remotely interested, she will flirt.. its quite bloody amazing.. she teases simply cause she can.. no other reason required.. i've heard of such people.. but its the first time ive actually known one.. ofcourse i was gratefully never at the receiving end cause i am fucking immune (never got drunk around her.. that explains it!).. she is quite hot- i guess else she wont fare so well.. but my my my.. how does one go through life like that?? I thought i'd seen it all.. wrong wrong wrong.. life is just weird and the people we meet.. fucking amazing!!!
Monday, July 04, 2005
hey y'all - if you wonderin what the last post was all 'bout.. so am i..
But just to tell y'all good folks that this kind of shit has hardly disappeared from the face of our beloved earth.. here's some evidence to that shit.. i aint sure whether to be amused or to be angry.. Mein Goodness..
http://whitestkids.com.nyud.net:8090/video/hitler.mov
But just to tell y'all good folks that this kind of shit has hardly disappeared from the face of our beloved earth.. here's some evidence to that shit.. i aint sure whether to be amused or to be angry.. Mein Goodness..
http://whitestkids.com.nyud.net:8090/video/hitler.mov
