Monday, July 11, 2005
So then i was thinking - you know, deep thoughts! About mankind and how far we have come form our primitive beginnings.. someone discovered how to strike stone and stone and start a fire.. yet another one dreamed up this circular object - went ahead and invented the wheel.. time passed by and hey we kept getting better at this shit.. iron age.. bronze age.. eventually we hit our modern times, which 2000 years from now, they will call gunpowder age or nuclear age or something.. we started changing things and life has never been the same for us as a species, and at the risk of being overly self-important, life has never been the same for any other species on earth either.. what was of use to us, we domesticated or hunted.. what we felt threatened by, we indiscriminately murdered.. we exterminated a few thousand species in the process i guess.. irreversibly altered not just the intricate food web and balance in nature.. we went ahead and fucked around quite horribly with nature itself.. I mean hey, we are the only damn species which changes the earth and everything else to suit our needs.. instead of vice versa.. now why do we do that.. it all started with pure survival.. then of course evolution granted us the license to move onto grander purposes.. why stop at sheer survival.. we change things for many reasons.. entertainment.. vanity.. lets not even go into the whys and what-nots.. we do shit now simply because we can.. we are at the apex of the food chain (unless ofcourse death was just another species that devours us - i know it doesnt make no sense.. but why the fuck not!) and we can quite wilfully fuck up everything underneath..
Looking at life today, can one cease marvelling at what we have.. and we make such tremendous progress we dont even realize it.. 5-10 years ago, millions were upsizing their
McDonald's fries.. these days roughly the same number of women upsize their tits.. lets explore that for a bit.. just look at all the chemical/biological aids we have.. merely to
improve/alter our not-so-everlasting appearances.. its amazing.. we have shampoos for dry hair.. oily hair.. hair that is alright.. hair that is all frazzled.. we colour and dye our hairs so we look cool.. we straighten it.. perm it.. gel it.. and then we have shampoos and
conditioners and God knows what else, to prevent the damage done to the hair.. we have cream to open the pores on our fine faces.. exfoliate and all that.. and then we have conditioners to close these pores again.. we have fairness creams for that fair look.. we have suntan lotions to get that dark tanned look without getting skin cancer.. Darwin said we all fuck to reproduce.. what did he know, we have viagra just so we can get it up.. we have triple blade systems for that close smooth shaven feeling.. and we have after shaves to take care of the tender skin exposed.. we have comfortable cotton shirts.. we have starch sprays (you fuckers - its not analogous to bukkake) so we can iron the cotton shirts easy.. then we have wrinkle free shirts and special modes in washing machines to take care of all that artifical material.. we have laser treatment for the skin.. truckloads of cream ointments conditioners toners scrubs jellies masks.. and we have department stores stacked with them.. each vying with each other for shelf space.. and these departmental stores have their own promoters and experts who tell you why one product is better than the other.. and we have celebrities making tons of money promoting one product or the other.. we have procedures to insert silicon.. we have procedures to remove fat.. yeah, we dont have to run no more.. we can have our rare bloody steaks (yeah civilization is moving backwards.. raw meat and fish are now gourmet food) and sit on our dandy pompous asses and not run or do a bit of exercise.. we can instead step into a surgery and get ourselves liposucked.. controlling our diet is not a matter of discipline.. why waste willpower on that.. spend a bit of money and get part of your stomach tied up instead - that will control your hunger.. oh, and for those aforementioned chemical aids - how do we know what chemical works.. we test them on animals.. we can get extracts from whatever animal we choose.. and we test them on other lab animals.. and for those detractors.. our skins are fucking worth it!!
heh - ok.. enough.. that is damn long.. and i am supposed to be working.. slack like fuck..
Looking at life today, can one cease marvelling at what we have.. and we make such tremendous progress we dont even realize it.. 5-10 years ago, millions were upsizing their
McDonald's fries.. these days roughly the same number of women upsize their tits.. lets explore that for a bit.. just look at all the chemical/biological aids we have.. merely to
improve/alter our not-so-everlasting appearances.. its amazing.. we have shampoos for dry hair.. oily hair.. hair that is alright.. hair that is all frazzled.. we colour and dye our hairs so we look cool.. we straighten it.. perm it.. gel it.. and then we have shampoos and
conditioners and God knows what else, to prevent the damage done to the hair.. we have cream to open the pores on our fine faces.. exfoliate and all that.. and then we have conditioners to close these pores again.. we have fairness creams for that fair look.. we have suntan lotions to get that dark tanned look without getting skin cancer.. Darwin said we all fuck to reproduce.. what did he know, we have viagra just so we can get it up.. we have triple blade systems for that close smooth shaven feeling.. and we have after shaves to take care of the tender skin exposed.. we have comfortable cotton shirts.. we have starch sprays (you fuckers - its not analogous to bukkake) so we can iron the cotton shirts easy.. then we have wrinkle free shirts and special modes in washing machines to take care of all that artifical material.. we have laser treatment for the skin.. truckloads of cream ointments conditioners toners scrubs jellies masks.. and we have department stores stacked with them.. each vying with each other for shelf space.. and these departmental stores have their own promoters and experts who tell you why one product is better than the other.. and we have celebrities making tons of money promoting one product or the other.. we have procedures to insert silicon.. we have procedures to remove fat.. yeah, we dont have to run no more.. we can have our rare bloody steaks (yeah civilization is moving backwards.. raw meat and fish are now gourmet food) and sit on our dandy pompous asses and not run or do a bit of exercise.. we can instead step into a surgery and get ourselves liposucked.. controlling our diet is not a matter of discipline.. why waste willpower on that.. spend a bit of money and get part of your stomach tied up instead - that will control your hunger.. oh, and for those aforementioned chemical aids - how do we know what chemical works.. we test them on animals.. we can get extracts from whatever animal we choose.. and we test them on other lab animals.. and for those detractors.. our skins are fucking worth it!!
heh - ok.. enough.. that is damn long.. and i am supposed to be working.. slack like fuck..
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