Wednesday, July 06, 2005
blogging at work again - just goes to prove that adage about sin being easier the second time around.. heh.. now that i aint no virgin worktime-blogger, its easy.. no guilt.. no hard feelings.. ok shant be biantai!
Anyway, guess what i have this counter thing going on - so once in a while i amuse myself by checking out the ones checking out my blog.. so anyway someone in the UK searched on yahoo for a certain search term and found my blog.. the search term - "damn biker chick"
I mean.. how cock is that!!! ONE entry - screwed my noble reputation.. got me called small testicled by chicks.. and now even search terms are getting affected.. this wont do eh..
oh yeah - more of my friends are having chick problems and breaking up.. i know i swore to some of you that i will stop talking about chicks on my blog.. but seriously, you dont expect me to stick by that right? But anyway i tell you one and all.. chicks are TROUBLE!! naabe.. these women inflict themselves on our dicks and eventually our brains.. i am so fucking happy to be out of that shit man.. to those of you still struggling eh.. may the force be with you all.. i admire your bravery and persistence you fools.. good fucking luck!!
there is this chick we know - some of us at least - i think the ones who know her will recognize this one.. but this is the way it works - oh before i start on that - this paragraph i totally unrelated to the one above.. So anyway this chick.. the more we know her, the more we are fucking amazed.. she flirts with everything male (and apparently some females as well) - if there is a half chance you got some testosterone.. she will flirt with you.. most of the time cause she gets something out of it.. and all the guys get is some blue balls and shit.. yeah she is a cock teasing ball breaking bitch.. i mean, i dont think she even makes a conscious effort - she just does it.. old or young.. handsome or ugly.. fat or thin.. tall or short.. as long as you look remotely interested, she will flirt.. its quite bloody amazing.. she teases simply cause she can.. no other reason required.. i've heard of such people.. but its the first time ive actually known one.. ofcourse i was gratefully never at the receiving end cause i am fucking immune (never got drunk around her.. that explains it!).. she is quite hot- i guess else she wont fare so well.. but my my my.. how does one go through life like that?? I thought i'd seen it all.. wrong wrong wrong.. life is just weird and the people we meet.. fucking amazing!!!
Anyway, guess what i have this counter thing going on - so once in a while i amuse myself by checking out the ones checking out my blog.. so anyway someone in the UK searched on yahoo for a certain search term and found my blog.. the search term - "damn biker chick"
I mean.. how cock is that!!! ONE entry - screwed my noble reputation.. got me called small testicled by chicks.. and now even search terms are getting affected.. this wont do eh..
oh yeah - more of my friends are having chick problems and breaking up.. i know i swore to some of you that i will stop talking about chicks on my blog.. but seriously, you dont expect me to stick by that right? But anyway i tell you one and all.. chicks are TROUBLE!! naabe.. these women inflict themselves on our dicks and eventually our brains.. i am so fucking happy to be out of that shit man.. to those of you still struggling eh.. may the force be with you all.. i admire your bravery and persistence you fools.. good fucking luck!!
there is this chick we know - some of us at least - i think the ones who know her will recognize this one.. but this is the way it works - oh before i start on that - this paragraph i totally unrelated to the one above.. So anyway this chick.. the more we know her, the more we are fucking amazed.. she flirts with everything male (and apparently some females as well) - if there is a half chance you got some testosterone.. she will flirt with you.. most of the time cause she gets something out of it.. and all the guys get is some blue balls and shit.. yeah she is a cock teasing ball breaking bitch.. i mean, i dont think she even makes a conscious effort - she just does it.. old or young.. handsome or ugly.. fat or thin.. tall or short.. as long as you look remotely interested, she will flirt.. its quite bloody amazing.. she teases simply cause she can.. no other reason required.. i've heard of such people.. but its the first time ive actually known one.. ofcourse i was gratefully never at the receiving end cause i am fucking immune (never got drunk around her.. that explains it!).. she is quite hot- i guess else she wont fare so well.. but my my my.. how does one go through life like that?? I thought i'd seen it all.. wrong wrong wrong.. life is just weird and the people we meet.. fucking amazing!!!
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