Thursday, July 14, 2005
Right - so this post aint about any issue or anything.. this is absolutely fucking personal.. my Boss just told me they wanted to extend my internship by another week.. and being my masochistic self, i agreed.. so there you go.. my internship will be like 3 months.. May 9 - July 31.. feels a bit sick to contemplate.. i havent taken a 3 month break in NUS at all.. last year was FWOC.. this year is this shit.. next year, well i'll be graduating and probably start work a month or so after exams.. bad shit eh.. incidentally erm - guess lot of you heard already - my pupilage will be at Rajah & Tann.. i am more than content - fucking happy might go towards adequately describing it.. apart from that my not-so-exciting existence carries on.. and fuck.. it doesnt bode well.. if i am not chilled out by the time school starts, i will chill after school starts.. nicht gut!! So here i am slacking at work.. heh
Anyway biker chick turns out to be from SMU and a friend of Mr.Charles.. unfortunately she also has a bf who works in SCS.. so there out the window goes biker chick.. anyway, the illusion of prefection she projected was destroyed a few days ago.. you see, last time i saw she had nice decently sized mammaries.. not the Zoe Tay's post natal kind of size.. but enough to keep a Somalian sized kid happy with milk for breakfast lunch tea dinner and on a good day maybe even supper.. so she was what i deemed adequate.. but, a few days ago my high opinion was deflated along with the size of her tits.. imagine my surprise when i saw her.. and she looked FLAT.. i mean not a runway kind of flat.. but lets say they were like mount faber where i expected not an everest, but at the least a Kilimanjaro or even a damn Kota Kinabalu.. so, well.. my Holmesian instinct instantly screamed inside my head.. she was a FAKER.. being a faker is bad enough.. but this was the WORST kind of faking.. you see right, this is how it goes.. if a chick is gonna wear that artificial padding nonsense, by itself it is a goddamned crime.. but if she wears it when she goes to orchard and we-who-will-only-feast-our-eyes-on-her-once, look at her and she pretends they're real.. we are happy to go along with the pretense.. the great Big-Tits game carries on and we are happy to accept the tits at face value (err - chest value - whatever).. so when you wear this kind of padding shit to office, you jolly well make sure you wear it everyday.. yes CHICKS (if there's any of you reading this) remember eh.. if you wear padding to school or office (almost all the ones i know need.. and am sure wear.. except that nehnehpoks.. who is HUGE) - wear it every damn day can?? cause trust me.. most of us guys.. once we observe BIG.. we NEVER forget BIG.. so the next time when we EXPECT big.. and you turn up with SMALL.. its heart-breaking.. dont do this to us poor folks who appreciate beauty for beauty's sake!!! yeah.. just.. dont do it!!
So anyway, there is the obituary for the biker chick romance.. now even her face has lost its allure - with no tits there.. its hard.. after having seen it big.. its very hard (no double meaning pls).. so its only her fine nether end now.. hope that aint any firming/padding shit - think not.. so far its consistent...
Anyway biker chick turns out to be from SMU and a friend of Mr.Charles.. unfortunately she also has a bf who works in SCS.. so there out the window goes biker chick.. anyway, the illusion of prefection she projected was destroyed a few days ago.. you see, last time i saw she had nice decently sized mammaries.. not the Zoe Tay's post natal kind of size.. but enough to keep a Somalian sized kid happy with milk for breakfast lunch tea dinner and on a good day maybe even supper.. so she was what i deemed adequate.. but, a few days ago my high opinion was deflated along with the size of her tits.. imagine my surprise when i saw her.. and she looked FLAT.. i mean not a runway kind of flat.. but lets say they were like mount faber where i expected not an everest, but at the least a Kilimanjaro or even a damn Kota Kinabalu.. so, well.. my Holmesian instinct instantly screamed inside my head.. she was a FAKER.. being a faker is bad enough.. but this was the WORST kind of faking.. you see right, this is how it goes.. if a chick is gonna wear that artificial padding nonsense, by itself it is a goddamned crime.. but if she wears it when she goes to orchard and we-who-will-only-feast-our-eyes-on-her-once, look at her and she pretends they're real.. we are happy to go along with the pretense.. the great Big-Tits game carries on and we are happy to accept the tits at face value (err - chest value - whatever).. so when you wear this kind of padding shit to office, you jolly well make sure you wear it everyday.. yes CHICKS (if there's any of you reading this) remember eh.. if you wear padding to school or office (almost all the ones i know need.. and am sure wear.. except that nehnehpoks.. who is HUGE) - wear it every damn day can?? cause trust me.. most of us guys.. once we observe BIG.. we NEVER forget BIG.. so the next time when we EXPECT big.. and you turn up with SMALL.. its heart-breaking.. dont do this to us poor folks who appreciate beauty for beauty's sake!!! yeah.. just.. dont do it!!
So anyway, there is the obituary for the biker chick romance.. now even her face has lost its allure - with no tits there.. its hard.. after having seen it big.. its very hard (no double meaning pls).. so its only her fine nether end now.. hope that aint any firming/padding shit - think not.. so far its consistent...
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