Tuesday, March 22, 2005
I WENT FOR MY MORNING LECTURE!!
and then came back.. slept.. woke up.. went for a movie.. came back and warcrafted.. and its a nice early morning at 230 am.. heh.. such is life!
so anyway, went for movie with T and she was telling me about the latest man she slept with (she says she has only slept with 4 men, but somehow my perverted mind thinks there are more).. and then she proceeds to tell me how she regretted it after a bit, not because it was immoral or she is scared she will get herpes /aids / gonorrhoea / pregnant (thankfully she did not disclose details like whether they used protection).. she regretted it because she lost what was a nice ahem.. FRIENDSHIP!!! hahaha.. i was like.. whatttt.. hahaha.. apparently things weren't the same once they slept together.. SURPRISE!!!
heh - anyway, which just brings me to the point - think most if not all guys would agree with me (yeah repeat after me) - These damn chicks, they want EVERYTHING!! haha.. As def leppard would put it.. all i want is everything, am i asking too much.. yeah man, whats with these chicks, either they want some good old friendship or they want some serious knobbin'.. now, how many times can you have both? or if you REALLy want both, you better choose a guy who can handle that kinda shit.. a man who is mature and has seen the world.. heh.. but yeah, they sleep with some guy they fancy and then they want him to pleasure them once and then forget all about it and carry on like it never happened? As if after that the guy could possibly not think of doing it again? hahaha.. in your dreams eh!!
But not just with that eh.. that is but one scenario.. its like how they want a cool boyfriend who will not smother them.. yet at the same time he should be concerned and be there for them when they need TLC.. now, what about when a man needs some action? Nope - na da - doesn't happen that way! They will not be there opening the door naked with dinner on the table and a mug of beer in their hands when he comes home after a long day of hard work.. chicks - do you understand them? They want a caring sensitive guy.. but if he gets too sensitive or cares too much, he aint giving them space.. but if the guy is cool and doesn't call them too much, then he doesn't care enough.. he is probably two-timing them or maybe he simply doesn't love anymore.. heh.. how does that work? Guys are scheming conniving bastards who are ruled by their pricks.. but girls.. what are they ruled by? EMOTIONS! with that one damn word we are fucked.. like, when they have pms we must understand.. but when we guys have a hardon do they understand? The minor point that hardons occur significantly more frequently than menses, is balanced by the simple fact that pmses only cause pain for everyone while a hardon results in pleasure for both.. no? And then again, talking of emotions, our emotions are in our pricks.. respect THAT eh.. how about that??
Anyway, yeah chicks - they always wanna have their cake and eat it too.. and you know what, most of the time, they damn well get away with it.. phew.. when will we understand them? never, if you consider my humble opinion.. but then again.. as Wilde said.. Women are meant to be loved.. not understood..
As long as they have the tits and you-know-what.. guess they rule.. poor guys.. poor us!
haha - okok.. crap overload.. good night!
and then came back.. slept.. woke up.. went for a movie.. came back and warcrafted.. and its a nice early morning at 230 am.. heh.. such is life!
so anyway, went for movie with T and she was telling me about the latest man she slept with (she says she has only slept with 4 men, but somehow my perverted mind thinks there are more).. and then she proceeds to tell me how she regretted it after a bit, not because it was immoral or she is scared she will get herpes /aids / gonorrhoea / pregnant (thankfully she did not disclose details like whether they used protection).. she regretted it because she lost what was a nice ahem.. FRIENDSHIP!!! hahaha.. i was like.. whatttt.. hahaha.. apparently things weren't the same once they slept together.. SURPRISE!!!
heh - anyway, which just brings me to the point - think most if not all guys would agree with me (yeah repeat after me) - These damn chicks, they want EVERYTHING!! haha.. As def leppard would put it.. all i want is everything, am i asking too much.. yeah man, whats with these chicks, either they want some good old friendship or they want some serious knobbin'.. now, how many times can you have both? or if you REALLy want both, you better choose a guy who can handle that kinda shit.. a man who is mature and has seen the world.. heh.. but yeah, they sleep with some guy they fancy and then they want him to pleasure them once and then forget all about it and carry on like it never happened? As if after that the guy could possibly not think of doing it again? hahaha.. in your dreams eh!!
But not just with that eh.. that is but one scenario.. its like how they want a cool boyfriend who will not smother them.. yet at the same time he should be concerned and be there for them when they need TLC.. now, what about when a man needs some action? Nope - na da - doesn't happen that way! They will not be there opening the door naked with dinner on the table and a mug of beer in their hands when he comes home after a long day of hard work.. chicks - do you understand them? They want a caring sensitive guy.. but if he gets too sensitive or cares too much, he aint giving them space.. but if the guy is cool and doesn't call them too much, then he doesn't care enough.. he is probably two-timing them or maybe he simply doesn't love anymore.. heh.. how does that work? Guys are scheming conniving bastards who are ruled by their pricks.. but girls.. what are they ruled by? EMOTIONS! with that one damn word we are fucked.. like, when they have pms we must understand.. but when we guys have a hardon do they understand? The minor point that hardons occur significantly more frequently than menses, is balanced by the simple fact that pmses only cause pain for everyone while a hardon results in pleasure for both.. no? And then again, talking of emotions, our emotions are in our pricks.. respect THAT eh.. how about that??
Anyway, yeah chicks - they always wanna have their cake and eat it too.. and you know what, most of the time, they damn well get away with it.. phew.. when will we understand them? never, if you consider my humble opinion.. but then again.. as Wilde said.. Women are meant to be loved.. not understood..
As long as they have the tits and you-know-what.. guess they rule.. poor guys.. poor us!
haha - okok.. crap overload.. good night!
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