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Monday, October 11, 2004

I've done it.. yes, I have gone and watched SATC - I mean, the mere use of the acronym should be considered a disturbing event.. but hell yeah, had a minor SATC marathon.. and i tell you.. i confess i liked it.. i used to watch it years ago.. i liked it then and i guess its still ok now.. and BEFORE you blame it on oestrogen secretion and confer an honorary you've-become-a-chick title and roll out the red carpet.. halt.. for the record, Samantha(Kim Catrall i think is her real christian name) is my favourite character and I think they should do a spinoff.. something like "Charlotte the Harlot" or something.. in fact, Samantha should figure prominently there as well.. and i will look forward to Charlotte and Sam getting it off on salami and spam.. alrightttt.. no indulging in celebrity pornographic fantasies here.. there might be ladies reading this..

Oh yeah - ZQ and R are officially an item now.. apart from him telling me, their exhibition of love in my room - she was sitting on his lap for Chrissakes.. settled it.. and we can rest assured of persistent feminine presence on the 6th floor.. and the waves of love reaching out in the near vicinity.. now the funny thing is.. at 530 am, these 2 were strolling.. not in the long wing of the 6th floor.. which i have not pissed around and marked as my territory.. but they were actually in the short wing.. however stouthearted a fellow is.. you have to admit, i mean i daresay it is next to impossible to maintain your equanimity when you find a couple (one attired in PINK spectacles no less) so obviously in love right outside your door.. i mean, hand in hand.. they dont just walk.. they seemingly glide through.. wafting like some odour that assails your nostrils..

but anyway yeah.. i think they should have a rule against this sortof thing(do they already have in some muslim countries? :P).. noone should be allowed to inflict such mushiness on the unsuspecting public.. especially if they have mush-allergic delicate constitutions like mine.. such love should be kept to the confines of a room.. or a secluded private spot.. or if it has to be unleashed, then only when there is a quorum.. like maybe if there are 5 people in the neighbourhood.. the waves will be spread thin.. but if only one person has to bear the brunt of such an attack.. bewarned my friends.. the soul shudders, the thoracic cavity shakes and the walls of the long intestine tie up in coils causing anything from indigestion and retching to downs syndrome and aids... well yeah, kidding.. good to be in love i guess.. may the Force be with them and may they always use protection and all that.. just dont let me in on the MUSH eh.. mushophobia.. he he ehe


alright.. most of the abovewritten nonsense is just the bilge it resembles (if it looks tastes and feels like shit.. it probably IS shit, dont you know?).. so peruse at your own leisure and believe at your own peril.. am off now.. enough bitching ;)

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