Everytime I tell myself I will be disciplined.. but everytime i fail.. crap.. somewhere along the way i lost the plot.. fucking hell..

but yeah.. dodgeball was fun.. as in the movie called dodgeball.. ben stiller is such a cock..

was telling the story of a very confusing portion of my life to someone the other day.. hadnt really told anyone except 2-3 other people.. but since its soo much water under the bridge, and since i wanted to show an example of something.. i did tell the story... and then i recalled this reallllly cheesy one i wrote during that time.. hahaha.. i dont know if anyone still reads this.. but if you do.. dont ever quite me on this one.. embarassing shit :P

Im not mother earth
But if i was you would be my sun (son)
Im not a barbeque.......................................( racist shit i was)
But if i was you would be my steak well done
Im not a buzzing beeBut if i was you would be my honey
Im not an accountant
But if i was you would be my money
Im no thorn
But if i was you would be my rose
Im no fireman ( or pornstar)
But if i was you would be my hose
Im no poet
But if i was you would be my muse
Im no great lover
But if i was you would be my excuse