Condom breaks...............

yeah - apparently quality control for Durex is bad these days (outsourced to China probably ;P) or my man is just HUGE.. cause the first time he tried to use the condom the damn thing BROKE.. hahaha.. its just too funny.. and he only had one (yeah he didn't buy a pack of 3.. too shy.. he just acquired it from someone who had some) so he didn't try one on before the actual act.. hahaha.. cum on people.. dont you see how hilarious this is.. hehehe.. but yeah the man was left with blue balls again - poor sod ;)

Meanwhile, for the innately curious.. Mr.S 's name doesnt start with S.. ha ha.. iam not THAT stoopid right.. and trust me.. its not anyone you will even know.. let alone suspect.. and the chick isn't in hall anyway.. so well.. forget the guessing and just enjoy the adventures.. it was just too damn funny!! hehehe..